T21 February, 2011

Barney: Folliculaphilia.
Ted: What is that?
Barney: Ted, your perfect woman can only be attracted to men with mustaches.

V5 February, 2011
Q29 December, 2010

Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache – it’s better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of cigarettes, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends:

‘Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?’

Nobody dared touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

— Salvador Dali

Q25 October, 2010

The other is so in excess of anything you can understand or grasp or reduce, this in itself creates an ethical relatedness, a relation without relation, because you can’t presume to know or grasp the other. The minute you think you know the other you’re ready to kill them. You think, ‘Oh, they’re doing this and this. They’re the axis of evil. Let’s drop some bombs.’ But if you don’t know, you don’t understand this alterity, it’s so other that you can’t violate it with your sense of understanding, then you have to let it live in some sense.

— Avital Ronell

P21 October, 2010

Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the moustache.

Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the moustache.

P21 October, 2010
P8 September, 2010
Ivan Goremykin

Ivan Goremykin

P24 April, 2010
T9 March, 2010

Haggard’s Law:

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person’s vocalized objections to homosexuality.

Science!

The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumferencewere monitored. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli.

Examples: