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Barney: Folliculaphilia.Ted: What is that?Barney: Ted, your perfect woman can only be attracted to...

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 19:13:03 -0500

Barney: Folliculaphilia.
Ted: What is that?
Barney: Ted, your perfect woman can only be attracted to men with mustaches.

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Sat, 05 Feb 2011 13:56:48 -0500

"Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache – it’s better for the health. However, I always..."

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500

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Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache – it’s better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of cigarettes, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends:

‘Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?’

Nobody dared touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

”

- Salvador Dali

"The other is so in excess of anything you can understand or grasp or reduce, this in itself creates..."

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:02:21 -0400

“The other is so in excess of anything you can understand or grasp or reduce, this in itself creates an ethical relatedness, a relation without relation, because you can’t presume to know or grasp the other. The minute you think you know the other you’re ready to kill them. You think, ‘Oh, they’re doing this and this. They’re the axis of evil. Let’s drop some bombs.’ But if you don’t know, you don’t understand this alterity, it’s so other that you can’t violate it with your sense of understanding, then you have to let it live in some sense.”

- Avital Ronell

Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the moustache.

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:37:00 -0400

Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the moustache.

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Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:33:00 -0400

Ivan Goremykin

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:35:00 -0400

Ivan Goremykin

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Sat, 24 Apr 2010 11:04:54 -0400

Haggard’s Law: The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:23:00 -0500

Haggard’s Law:

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person’s vocalized objections to homosexuality.

Science!

The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumferencewere monitored. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli.

Examples:

Hangman's Blood

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500

Hangman's Blood:

In the 1960s novelist Anthony Burgess described its preparation as follows:

Into a pint glass [568 mL], doubles [i.e. 50 mL measures] of the following are poured: gin, whisky, rum, port and brandy. A small bottle of stout is added and the whole topped up with champagne….It tastes very smooth, induces a somewhat metaphysical elation, and rarely leaves a hangover.

Q: If a T-Rex tipped over, would it die from broken bones?A: If a T-Rex tipped over, it would die...

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500

Q: If a T-Rex tipped over, would it die from broken bones?
A: If a T-Rex tipped over, it would die from broken bones.

"I smiled, she hurried off, her skirt catching the air as she ran, sometimes I can hear my bones..."

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:42:59 -0500

“I smiled, she hurried off, her skirt catching the air as she ran, sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all of the lives I’m not living.”

- Jonathan Safran Foer

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Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:29:17 -0400

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Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:54:28 -0400

http://amiunderground.blogspot.com

"Just imagine a string tied to the center of your chest. Now, pull it straight up a couple inches."

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:08:06 -0400

“Just imagine a string tied to the center of your chest. Now, pull it straight up a couple inches.”

- !M1eegZK7Qg

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Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:59:32 -0400

A lad with a worrisome weight-pondering his attrition rate,a mean one-twenty-nine poundsto lean...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:09:00 -0400

A lad with a worrisome weight-
pondering his attrition rate,
a mean one-twenty-nine pounds
to lean one-fifteen that astound,
muddles over an empty soup plate.

Sniffer - Bobbie Peers (2006)

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:34:51 -0400

Sniffer - Bobbie Peers (2006)

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Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:49:15 -0400

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Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:15:13 -0400